You can't win elections without the right beat

A newspaper columnist recently lambasted the ANC for their election CD they released. Believe it or not, but it wasn't so much about the fact that the CD is propaganda etc. etc. but rather the fact that the singing was quite horrendous. I gave this some thought and made a tracklist of songs that will get the ANC election CD to the top of any music store's charts:

1. Under Pressure - Queen
2. Where's your head at? - Basement Jaxx
3. Our House - Madness
4. Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley
5. Help! - The Beatles
6. Black or White - Michael Jackson
7. The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
8. Money (That's what I want) - Barret Strong
9. 99 problems - Jay-Z
10. Sounds of Silence - Simon and Garfunkel

Not only is this a CD that fits all ANC legislature and actions but it's one that I will actually buy and sing along to in the shower (oh crap, i just said shower and ANC in the same sentence...).